That last picture I posted was a little graphic. I wouldn’t want anyone to get the idea that my new computer is strictly an opportunistic predator. I assure you, it can be socialized. Here we see it enjoying a glass of gewürztraminer and the composition of some new fiction.
You see? That one little evisceration was an isolated incident. It is, by and large, a gentle little beast. Speak to it in soothing tones and don’t let it see you carrying any Microsoft software, and everyone gets along just fine.