Children are the future… UNLESS WE STOP THEM
— rstevens ☕️☕️ (@rstevens) May 9, 2014
— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) May 9, 2014
Reviewing school sites for our DC move. U.S. Middle school (vs. Swiss) is slightly more like college, & also much, much more like prison.
— Benjamin Rosenbaum (@ben_rosenbaum) May 10, 2014
Yes, but he'll be forever 21. RT @JohnnyNBA: Is Duncan really 38?
— Justin Faudree (@SmoothsHoops) May 11, 2014
What is more perfect than Pop on Tony Parker’s ass while the Spurs are up a million and about to take a 3-0 lead in a series?
— Gary Parrish (@GaryParrishCBS) May 11, 2014
These three point numbers from Damian Lillard are just crazy. pic.twitter.com/7GhDhFXLdH
— J.R. Wilco (@jollyrogerwilco) May 11, 2014
This is what an abandoned frozen Soviet submarine base looks like. pic.twitter.com/nRHHDQrQDK
— Discover and Know (@DiscoverAndKnow) May 11, 2014
INVENTION: Happy Mother's Day!
NECESSITY: Thanks dear.
INVENTION: I made you something!
NECESSITY: (sighs) Yes. I figured.
— Glen Weldon (@ghweldon) May 11, 2014
By far, the best Mother's Day image I've seen on the Internet. pic.twitter.com/pFxOgRL4ZZ
— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) May 11, 2014
The Spurs are like the kids that studied and they're watching all the other students freak out on test day. #NBAPlayoffs
— Andrés Alvarez (@NerdNumbers) May 11, 2014
— gilly youner (@gillyarcht) May 12, 2014
(Updated) It would take 5 days, 20 hrs & 37 mins to see every postseason minute played by Tim Duncan in his career. pic.twitter.com/ET72rvqsjf
— Craig Sager II (@CraigSagerJr) May 12, 2014
Tim Duncan is the 2nd player in NBA history with 4000+ points, 2000+ rebounds and 700+ assists in the playoffs. Abdul-Jabbar is the other.
— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) May 13, 2014
Not sure my shanda-fur-die-goyim index has ever been higher than it was during the Donald Sterling interview.
— Kevin Arnovitz (@kevinarnovitz) May 13, 2014
Cataglottism is a word describing the thrusting out of the tongue when kissing. More on kissing at http://t.co/CnM3pVteN4
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) May 13, 2014
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) May 13, 2014
How the millennials deal with the highest unemployment & lowest disposable income for their age cohort in decades pic.twitter.com/DfhVe4hjy7
— John McDuling (@jmcduling) May 13, 2014
Holy shit, meatsacks, here it comes. http://t.co/X2s6g1MzGR
— Dan Curtis Johnson (@dcurtisj) May 13, 2014
It takes me so long to write so little.
— Kelly Sue DeConnick (@kellysue) May 13, 2014
Excuse me, exactly how Christian is your triathlon?
— Meghan McCarron (@megmccarron) May 14, 2014
This could be Kevin Garnett's final NBA game. I'll always miss Tim Duncan kicking his ass every year.
— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) May 14, 2014