Last night I tweeted myself to sleep playing along with the hashtag game #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. These were mine.
A group of television executives make good business decisions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
A midlevel bureaucrat interferes with the investigation of a potential terrorist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
An English family comes together for Christmas. They meet the new king of France! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
Some stage magicians are total dicks to friends, enemies, and lovers alike. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
A bunch of expatriates will sleep with people for money. It isn’t a euphemism. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
A police officer reunites with his estranged wife over Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
A single mom outlives all her children, then goes into space and comes back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
A single mom outlives all her children, then goes into space and doesn’t come back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
Many train passengers are dissatisfied. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
Robert Redford disses the NSA before it was cool. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
John Malkovich’s life is widely coveted. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman find marital fidelity difficult. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
A defense contractor finds a new business model, but it doesn’t scale well. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
A man who isn’t Jesus dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
Athletes from Jamaica fail to place in the Olympics. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
Charlotte Gainsborough helps Lars Von Trier explore his issues with women. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014
People are sad and then everyone dies. Everyone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eugene Fischer (@glorioushubris) September 6, 2014