Amusing Eugene Fischer | 21 Jul 2009
Our New Carrier
…is a pigeon. Used to smuggle cellphones into a prison in São Paolo. Link.
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Amusing &Video Eugene Fischer | 08 May 2009
There’s A Zombie On Your Lawn
This is an ad for a game, but I’m posting it anyway, because sunflowers (and not even the hideously dangerous Larry Niven-style sunflowers) singing about defending a home from zombies is the kind of thing that makes the world a better place, even as a sales pitch. (Special bonus: evil dolphin.)
Amusing &Writing Eugene Fischer | 24 Apr 2009
I’m Big In Ghana
Well, at least, I’m big enough to have had my work plagiarized by someone ostensibly from Ghana. The Grin Without A Cat blog reports the receipt of a strange submission for an anthology of fantasy stories by Filipino authors: Specifically, someone sent in a pseudo-submission with this intro: From: samuel ansah asare Date: Thu, Apr [...]
Amusing Eugene Fischer | 09 Apr 2009
Facebook Has A Plan For Me
Facebook, which always has my best interest at heart, communicates with me through the ads it chooses to place on my profile page. I have just decoded its latest instructions: I am to set up a social networking website that lets me achieve wealth by acquiring free samples of Huggies and selling them to the [...]
Amusing &Health Eugene Fischer | 09 Apr 2009
Waiting To Be Fixed
I’m still getting over my respiratory infection, trying to take it easy and hasten being able to start on my Humira. I’m on Levaquin now, which will hopefully help. But content may be light here for a little while, as my energy levels are low and my activities not particularly varied. For now, here’s a [...]
Amusing Eugene Fischer | 04 Apr 2009
Scene From an IHOP
INT. IHOP — NIGHT EUGENE is sitting in a booth. He has a sore throat, and so is trying not to speak. There is a laptop computer open on the table in front of him, into which are plugged the headphones he is wearing. In the booth adjacent to Eugene’s, a MAN and a WOMAN [...]
Amusing Eugene Fischer | 31 Mar 2009
My Latest Google Alert
From PubMed: Clinical evaluation of postpartum vaginal mucus reflects uterine bacterial infection and the immune response in cattle. Authors: Williams EJ, Fischer DP, ….
Amusing &Health Eugene Fischer | 27 Mar 2009
Powerful Medicine
Meanwhile, on Twitter…. glorioushubris Confession: When sick earlier this week, I impulse-bought a gold and black polyester robe embroidered with dragons to make me feel better. glorioushubris Further confession: it totally worked. I am a medical genius. mkazoo @glorioushubris Picture? I think such a robe should be documented for posterity. KatWithSword @glorioushubris totally agree w/ [...]
Amusing &Basketball &Video Eugene Fischer | 25 Mar 2009
Something No One Who Reads This But Me Will Care About, Yet Is Nonetheless The Best Thing Ever
Manu Ginobili forcing amorous attention on Ian Mahinmi after they are singled out by the Kiss Cam during a stoppage of play: (Were you aware that I am a fanatical supporter of the San Antonio Spurs? I’m a fanatical supporter of the San Antonio Spurs. This is my only sports obsession.)
Amusing &Video Eugene Fischer | 24 Mar 2009
Green Porno
“If I were an earthworm….” “If I were a dragonfly….” Over at the Sundance Channel website, you can watch Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno videos, in which she dresses up in colorful costumes and enthusiastically and accurately demonstrates the sexual behaviors of various invertebrates. Utterly fabulous.
