Tweek in Review

This week’s favstarred tweets get a little basketball heavy towards the end.

https://twitter.com/BobbyRobertsPDX/statuses/475133887790981122

https://twitter.com/orinthomas/status/475069872867508224/

Someone should tattoo this on David Cameron's forehead pic.twitter.com/c243tgXsy9

— The NHA Party (@NHAparty) June 7, 2014

. @Gwenda YA is dark, which is why you have to wash it separately on cold and not mix it with the serious literature.

— kelly link (@haszombiesinit) June 8, 2014

Hats off to the Transformers movies for seven years of the absolute worst concept designs I’ve ever seen onscreen.

— Dresden Codak (@dresdencodak) June 8, 2014

anyhow fëanor is literally the only elf who doesn't suck, he is a sulky bitch who won't listen to anyone and makes hate-jewels

— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) June 8, 2014

in which the world's best headline counterposes the world's best photo caption pic.twitter.com/BLiv7eR37q

— Isaac Hepworth (@isaach) June 8, 2014

When hosting BAFTAs I once asked the producer, out of interest, how long the red carpet was. She replied "about 40 minutes."

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) June 8, 2014

The act of shaving can be known as dodding, barbing, poodling, and pogonotomy.

— The OED (@OED) June 9, 2014

The only way contraception isn't preventive care is if you think women's natural state is pregnant.

— Jane Doe, MD (@DrJaneChi) June 9, 2014

HL: so they just go around in gold robot masks making music? (Me: Yeah.) awesome. Can i do that? #onemoretime

— butt stuff snorblörm (@mattfraction) June 10, 2014

One of my dreams is to do an interview with Clint Eastwood where I constantly and with increasing obviousness call him "Clit."

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) June 10, 2014

"there's really no way to prevent these school shootings," reports nation that took two weeks to ban four loko

— rob whisman (@robwhisman) June 10, 2014

"If you come at the King, you best not miss" pic.twitter.com/K7656ntYVz

— Eric (@egon142) June 11, 2014

the onion's ongoing coverage of tim duncan is one of my favorite things they've ever done: http://t.co/PumKfrCLPv

— PONCHO FEAR OWL (@PREMIUMPOMPOM) June 11, 2014

YES. RT @espn: Kawhi dominated with 29 points last night. Richard Swarbrick has made this sick dunk into art -> https://t.co/WpcdKUHQYZ

— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) June 11, 2014

A new take on the blue-lined notebook. http://t.co/DwySBhhYsX

— Jed (@elysdir) June 11, 2014

“Zelda being the hero is unfair to Link. What if it’s co-op and you could switch between them?” that’s cool but how about GO FUCK YOURSELF

— Dresden Codak (@dresdencodak) June 11, 2014

posted this quote from the book yesterday. @jamyianswiss printed it out and hung it over my computer. http://t.co/IIAi6SOx1r

— Amanda Palmer (@amandapalmer) June 11, 2014

.@Spurs have recorded the top 2 shooting quarters in #NBAFinals history this series (h/t ELIAS)
1. 87.5%: 4thQ, Gm 1
2. 86.7%: 1stQ, Gm 3

— NBA.com/Stats (@nbastats) June 11, 2014

Guys like Duncan and Ginobli and Bosh and Ray Allen prove you don't have to be a Neanderthal to compete athletically at the highest level.

— Dan McCarney (@danmccarneyNBA) June 12, 2014

KORRA SEASON 3! I am down for pretty much every motherfucking thing in this trailer. http://t.co/PzH7wF7Bgk

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) June 12, 2014

In the latest Game of Zones, White Walker Manu rides on top of the Coyote. Yeah. http://t.co/BHMfxGCwQb pic.twitter.com/NJBA92ggzl

— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) June 12, 2014

Remember the Seigel/Shuster story where Conservative Superman threw a slumlord off a tenement rooftop?

— Ed Brubaker (@brubaker) June 12, 2014

Only 17% of LeBron’s touches vs Kawhi Leonard in NBA Finals have resulted in FG attempt — half the rate LeBron has vs all other defenders.

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) June 12, 2014

"don't take that shot, get back on D. Be that role player Pop wants me to be…LET IT GOOOO…LET IT GOOO…" – Danny Green

— Jesse Blanchard (@blanchardJRB) June 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/haralabob/statuses/477262892354772992

@ArturoGalletti it's like a good team playing in a diluted conference running into an all-time team that happened to hold back in the RS.

— Rafael Montalvo (@racmontalvo526) June 13, 2014

Three views of Kawhi's rebound slam. https://t.co/ifVelDtQ8M

— J.R. Wilco (@jollyrogerwilco) June 13, 2014

Games 3-4 are basically one continuous Spurs highlight reel

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) June 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/haralabob/statuses/477282832063414272

Tim Duncan has passed Magic Johnson for the most double-doubles in #NBAPlayoffs history pic.twitter.com/Hp1daZYnw0

— NBA (@NBA) June 13, 2014

Kawhi Leonard is owning Finals featuring seven sure hall of famers. At 22.

— The man with the #'s (@ArturoGalletti) June 13, 2014

Kobe Bryant screaming at his army of German doctors right now, punching a framed picture of Tim Duncan.

— Aaron Preine (@PreinePS) June 13, 2014

Last player to reach Kawhi Leonard's numbers in a Finals game (20 Pts, 14 Reb, 3 Stl, 3 Blk) – Tim Duncan in 2003

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) June 13, 2014

Kawhi Leonard & Tim Duncan High Five pic.twitter.com/yBpd6rV7vS

— 3030 (@jose3030) June 13, 2014

ONE MORE pic.twitter.com/m7RvTpWO4M

— San Antonio Spurs (@offficialSpurs) June 13, 2014

Miami just got beaten by an average of twenty points a game at home. Largest Finals home drubbing ever. By five whole points a game.

— The man with the #'s (@ArturoGalletti) June 13, 2014

Pop on ABC mic to Kawhi Leonard: "I couldn't have been more proud of you." #Spurs #Heat

— Paul Garcia PS (@PaulGarciaPS) June 13, 2014

"20-14-3-3-3? Kawhi Leonard, who ARE you, man?" … "Kawhi Leonard. I play for the San Antonio Spurs." REAL QUOTE AHAHA

— Aaron McGuire (@docrostov) June 13, 2014

The #Spurs join the 1960 #Celtics as the only teams in NBA history w/ 3 15-point wins in a single NBA Finals series: http://t.co/7mkPAojfFp

— Basketball Reference (@bball_ref) June 13, 2014

That interview was the verbal equivalent of his dunk. I love you, Kawhi Leonard, San Antonio Spur.

— Courtside (@courtside) June 13, 2014

The #Spurs are the 1st team in NBA Finals history to win 2 road games by 19+ points

— Basketball Reference (@bball_ref) June 13, 2014

Congrats to #TimDuncan on passing me for the most minutes played in the NBA Finals – I appreciate the fact that you did it with class!

— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (@kaj33) June 13, 2014

Just woke up & read da news, Spurs are Knee Deep in dat Heat Ass!!! Wish I could see it! Too soon to celebrate though…GO SPURS!!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) June 13, 2014

#Spurs have landed in SA, and Manu has this message to the crowd. #OneMoreWin #Race4TheRings pic.twitter.com/0z4suepkZZ

— Cameron Cox (@CamCox12) June 13, 2014

The Spurs have won a record 11 playoff games by 15+ points. The rest of the teams in the playoffs have combined for 10 such wins.

— Justin Kubatko (@jkubatko) June 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/DavidGrann/statuses/477421406020313088

669-221-6251: Somebody asks for your phone number? Memorize that one and give it to them. It’s the bell hooks … http://t.co/D0O1FKqyKJ

— PZ Myers (@pzmyers) June 13, 2014

Awesome. (H/T @ProBskbllTalk) http://t.co/9aPyymiFBu

— Aaron Preine (@PreinePS) June 13, 2014

This doesn't need a caption. pic.twitter.com/g0QsS037fi

— gracy (@hashtag_gracy) June 13, 2014