I was at WisCon this weekend, so didn’t do my normal roundup of favorited tweets last friday. Here’s two weeks worth instead.
Baby changing station. pic.twitter.com/9K4yGiHNXV
— Renzo Soprano (@Renzo_Soprano) May 15, 2014
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) May 17, 2014
::writes "THE END" at the end of massive novel rewrite:: ::puts on "Happy":: ::swigs coffee like it's champagne::
— Meghan McCarron (@megmccarron) May 17, 2014
By the time I was 14 I had read Paul Reiser's Parenthood six times
Unrelated I would go on to not have sex for another 4 years
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) May 17, 2014
rules are rules buddy, I drank out of your no.1 dad mug then smashed it. it's my family now.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) May 18, 2014
Tim Duncan, sleeping now wearing the crystalline amulet from his home planet that prevents him from aging in his human host.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 18, 2014
That stage of finishing a novel that feels like a final exam on an imaginary subject you had to completely make up yourself, from scratch.
— William Gibson (@GreatDismal) May 18, 2014
— Epic Cosmos (@EpicCosmos) May 18, 2014
— Ian Levy (@HickoryHigh) May 19, 2014
The last time anyone commissioned a privateer, they wound up with an airship hoisting the black flag to hunt Nazis http://t.co/n2nyrkIdET
— Winchell Chung (@nyrath) May 19, 2014
Reminder: destroy your allies if they slip just once. Especially if they've done decades of good work. Mock like a champ.
— Teju Cole (@tejucole) May 19, 2014
Algorithm is a Dancer
— ˠ ᴬ ꜂ ᴴ ⊤ (@YACHT) May 21, 2014
From Sweden; oddly mesmeric: "all posters except posters about posters being prohibited are prohibited" pic.twitter.com/HKQqPVo3Kb
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) May 20, 2014
What the world needs now is a good old fashioned Oxygen Destroyer.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) May 21, 2014
@glorioushubris (ogod the hug train is going off the rails and careening into the crowd, oh the twisted metal and flames)
— Bo Bolander (@BBolander) May 21, 2014
I sort of imagine that when Popovich retires the Spurs will retire and be buried with him like an army of terracotta warriors.
— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) May 22, 2014
lois it's not an s on my planet it stands for ¯_(ツ)_/¯
— clark kent (@CK1Blogs) May 22, 2014
The Spurs mascot terrifies me: pic.twitter.com/qLOSzW04Mv
— Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) May 22, 2014
Note to self: Panic will not save you.
— Razorblade Snowflake (@Keffy) May 22, 2014
— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) May 22, 2014
My brand is eldritch entropy with a side of oral sex.
— chelsea g. summers (@chelseagsummers) May 22, 2014
— NASA (@NASA) May 22, 2014
"Jet Lag" was coined in 1966 by a Horace Sutton in the Los Angeles Times http://t.co/a8e4x7Cb6P
— Horace Dediu (@asymco) May 23, 2014
— Joel Hodgson (@JoelGHodgson) May 23, 2014
Give a man a poem, and he will starve for a day—but teach a man to be a poet, and he will starve for a lifetime….
— Christian Bok (@christianbok) May 23, 2014
I have seen the future… pic.twitter.com/FxWaYgQ9pK
— '80s Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) May 24, 2014
@PlayboyDotCom Am I? IM NOT A FUCKING "WOMAN IN MUSIC", IM A FUCKING MUSICIAN IN MUSIC!
— Neko Case (@NekoCase) May 21, 2014
Book Day is so fun because laws don't apply to you, you may be naked in the town square, lick a cop if you want, no one can do anything
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) May 27, 2014
"Oooh, I want to write/am thinking about writing/have written a few chapters of a novel too."
–not a good pickup line, fyi
— Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13) May 28, 2014
— Adam Hughes (@AH_AdamHughes) May 27, 2014
— 50 Watts (@50WattsDotCom) May 28, 2014
Going to guess Manu Ginobili is on a super-short list of NBA players who can casually drop the word "reciprocal" in his 3rd language.
— Jeff McDonald (@JMcDonald_SAEN) May 29, 2014
Scott Brooks: pic.twitter.com/Nm8I1foKfD
— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) May 30, 2014
Spurs mani came through again. And the name of the pink is Poptastic. pic.twitter.com/XWes6oyAlS
— Courtside (@courtside) May 30, 2014
— David Robinson (@DavidtheAdmiral) May 30, 2014
— Meghan McCarron (@megmccarron) May 30, 2014