A Sober Discussion of God’s Definition of Man -or- Gee Whiz!

“A man is he who pisses against a wall!

“That’s where we’re heading in this country, my friends…. We got a buncha pastors who pee sitting down.  We got a president of the United States who probably pees sitting down.  We got a buncha preachers and leaders who don’t stand up and piss against a wall like a man!

I particularly enjoy the Hunting-of-the-Snark-esque numerology subtext.  5 = death.  6 = man.  7 = completion.  He doesn’t mention it, but I think 8 = effeminate democrats who let their dicks dangle and elect Nancy Pelosi; 9 = homosexuality is a sin;  10 = good old-fashioned god-fearing MEN who hold their penises firmly in strong calloused hands as they piss against the goshdarned wall! Yes!

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  1. He’s going to come back from his next trip to Germany with some great vacation photos.

  2. I don’t know how to put into text the cringing sound I’m making while watching this video. But trust me, it’s excruciating.

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